IF MY BODY WAS A CAR..
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be  thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my  finish and my paint job is getting a little dull  ….
But  that’s not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I  slip and slide and skid and bump into things  even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here’s the worst of it –

Almost  every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!